Greetings, net citizens!
I'm your friendly neighborhood THE BEETLE, and this is my webpage.
I could make a pun or something about this being a WEB page and me being
a beetle, which is almost the same as being a spider, but that's
something that that Spider-Man jerk would do. I know you might be thinking
it odd for such a busy crimefighting individual like myself to make a webpage,
but I'm devoting a few crays from my mighty crimefighting BEETLECOMPUTER
to serve you, the casual net surfer! I have had a few webpages in the past,
but those have ended in sad, sad tragedy. I can't bear to talk about it,
so don't ask what happened, but you can visit them by going to the links
section. Anyway, to make a long story short, if you want to do something
right, you gotta do it yourself. I had that embroidered on a little puffy
pillow and spent many nights a-staring at it and then I sat up and said,
"That's it! I'll make a webpage!" and the rest, as they say, IS HISTORY!
I made my world debut
in 1995 in a small indy film that was critically acclaimed but not widely
distributed. WHEN WILL THEY UNDERSTAND TRUE ART! I wrote the script myself
and then made the trek to Hollywood, USA to break into showbiz. It was
made with a few alterations to my initial concept. I made a page for it
I learned my lesson about the allure of the glitz and glamour of showbiz
and returned to a simple life of crimefighting. Well, crimefighting and
amateur professional wrestling.
Hey! You know what? I had my adventures chronicled
in a comic once. You can read it, thanks to the magical wonders of today's
fine, homespun, internet technology. It's called Shoo,
Fly! Also this one, which is new and slow in coming out. It's called
Beetle vs. The Speak and Spell From Hell.
THE BEETLE! I AM NET SAVVY!